I got a package in the mail today that had "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL YOUR BDAY" on the outside of package. Now dear reader I am an aries which is sanskrit for IMPATIENT AF. The individual who send this package KNOWS this and was practically daring me to ignore the stated directive...and here we are.
In my own defense the package "slipped" off the table and the sheer velocity of the fall ripped open three layers of tape and the container item was packaged in...and HERE WE ARE. Behold the majesty and glory of the worlds most certifiably unhinged pencil sharpener. Much like Nerudas infamous socks I never really fully appreciated the possibilities of a pencil sharpener until this one was literally staring me in the face. I cannot stop laughing
I think her name is Sadie and she is a Living Dead Doll
if you are going to sharpen a pencil go all the way or else don't even start...and here we are. And I haven't even gotten to the best part.